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6 WOMEN FROM THE SPORTS WORLD PLAYBOY SHOULD CONTACT

Posted by HG on July 6, 2007

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The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:

Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.

Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…

Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2 binoculars in his book.

Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.

Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.

So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:

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Posted in ANNA KOURNIKOVA, DANICA PATRICK, ERIN ANDREWS, KEVIN GARNETT, MISC., NUDE, PAM OLIVER, PARIS HILTON, PLAYBOY, SERENA WILLIAMS, SPORTS, STEPHON MARBURY, VENUS WILLIAMS | 8 Comments »

BLOGGAS BE TYPIN

Posted by HG on July 2, 2007

Joe Morgan’s getting an Iphone. Courtesy of Awful Announcing

Stephon Marbury approves of the Zach Randolph trade. Courtesy of Posting And Toasting

French Maids. And a little boxing. Courtesy of The Big Picture

Jeff Garcia got married and celebrated. Courtesy of Sports By Brooks

Diddy gettin’ cozy with Claudia Jordan. Dayum. Courtesy of Crunk And Disorderly

Hip Hop Death Matches. G-Unit vs Wu Tang? Courtesy of Southern Comfort

Be nice with the Barry signs. Courtesy of Shakedown Sports

New 50 Cent, Styles P, Lil Wayne and more. Courtesy of The-XFacta

It’s from Friday but trust me you wanna party with Gino. Courtesy of We Are The Postmen

Golf gambling games. Courtesy of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

Posted in 50 CENT, BARRY BONDS, BLOGGAS BE TYPIN, BOXING, CLAUDIA JORDAN, DEATH MATCH, DIDDY, FRENCH MAIDS, G-UNIT, GAMBLING, GINO, GOLF, HIP HOP, IPHONE, JEFF GARCIA, JOE MORGAN, LIL WAYNE, MARRIAGE, NEW MUSIC, STEPHON MARBURY, STYLES P, THE WU-TANG CLAN, YOUTUBE, ZACH RANDOLPH | Leave a Comment »

STEPHON MARBURY’S FATHERLY ADVICE

Posted by HG on June 12, 2007

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I admire what Stephon Marbury is doing with his $15 dollar shoes. People talk about “keepin it real”, that’s keepin it really real. Some of the on the court criticism of Steph is of his own creating, but I think he takes a lot flack just for being Stephon Marbury. When I think of Starbury, I think of Georgia Tech, what could have been with a Marbury/Garnett combo, and New York City.. The one thing I don’t think of is parenting advice. 

A potato in the bed with a sick kid? String on the head for hiccups? I hate getting the hiccups.. I wonder if the string thing works for grown folk?.? Anyways… I found a list of some more Marbury medical tips for parents.

  1. An empty glass next to the bed stops bed wetting.
  2. “Hair of the neck of Gooden” is wonderful for pink eye.
  3. Driving a child around in a Bentley clears up Chicken Pox.
  4. Scoring 30 against the Bucks helps in the fight against childhood obesisty.
  5. Playing X-Box reduces swelling.

Steph caught up with Randy Moss 3 days before Moss was moved to New England. Think that had anything to do with Randy saying Tom Brady is the quarterback he most wanted to play with? Naaahh..

I have never seen Marbury’s show  even though it was first brought to my attention (The Stephen A. diss) a few months ago by True Sports Fans via Deadspin.

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Posted in ADAM SANDLER, BASKETBALL, FOOTBALL, INTERVIEW, KOBE BRYANT, MARK CUBAN, MISC., NBA, NFL, PARENTING ADVICE, RANDY MOSS, SPORTS, STARS ON STARS, STEPHON MARBURY, YOUTUBE | 9 Comments »