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6 WOMEN FROM THE SPORTS WORLD PLAYBOY SHOULD CONTACT

Posted by HG on July 6, 2007

**UPDATE. YBB HAS MOVED. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE NEW SITE OR GO TO YOUBEENBLINDED.COM**

The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:

Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.

Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…

Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2 binoculars in his book.

Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.

Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.

So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:

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Posted in ANNA KOURNIKOVA, DANICA PATRICK, ERIN ANDREWS, KEVIN GARNETT, MISC., NUDE, PAM OLIVER, PARIS HILTON, PLAYBOY, SERENA WILLIAMS, SPORTS, STEPHON MARBURY, VENUS WILLIAMS | 8 Comments »

BLOGGAS BE TYPIN

Posted by HG on June 18, 2007

Harold Reynolds talks about his departure from ESPN. Courtesy of DeadSpin

A new Tupac documentary. Courtesy of Nah Right

Elijah Dukes’ ex-wife airs him out. **YBB UPDATE**Elijah Dukes goes batshit crazy**END UPDATE** Courtesy of The Big Lead

Hillary and Barack don’t care about Hip Hop. Courtesy of Dallas Penn

Here’s what Lakers management and David Stern are thinking. Courtesy of The Starting Five

Nothing good happens on a date to the strip club. Courtesy of Leave The Man Alone

Would you do…Serena Williams? Courtesy of The Big Picture

What the hell is Chris Cooley wearing? Courtesy of Mr. Irrelevant

Why are rap sales falling? Courtesy of Oh Word

A 70’s tv/today’s NBA mash-up. Courtesy of With Malice

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Posted in 70'S TV, BARACK OBAMA, BLOGGAS BE TYPIN, CHRIS COOLEY, DAVID STERN, ELIJAH DUKES, ESPN, GOIN OFF, HAROLD REYNOLDS, HILLARY CLINTON, LOS ANGELES LAKERS, MISC., NBA, RADIO INTERVIEW, RAP SALES, SERENA WILLIAMS, SPORTS, STRIP CLUBS, TAMPA BAY DEVIL RAYS, TUPAC | 6 Comments »

SERENA. BIKINI. PICTURES.

Posted by HG on June 12, 2007

**UPDATE. YBB HAS MOVED. PLEASE CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE NEW SITE OR GO TO YOUBEENBLINDED.COM**

I’ve gotten quite a few emails asking me why I didn’t post the Serena Williams pictures. Not all of the emails were of the positive ilk but nonetheless, players and haters rejoice, here they are.

Serena Williams at the beach. Courtesy of The Big Lead

Serena Williams at the beach2. Courtesy of Concrete Loop

Serena Williams ” I have a big ass”

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Posted in BEACH, BEGGERS, BIKINI, MISC., SERENA WILLIAMS, SPORTS, TENNIS | 6 Comments »

SERENA WILLIAMS: “I HAVE A BIG ASS”

Posted by HG on May 1, 2007

This isn’t a new story or anything.. I just like the quote from Serena. 

“Just because I have large bosoms, and I have a big ass [laughter], I swear, my waist is 30 inches — 29 to 30 inches, it’s really small! I have the smallest waist, but just because I have those two assets, it looks like I’m not fit. Just in the locker room staring at my body, I’m like, ‘Am I not fit, really not fit? Or is it just that I have all these extra assets?’ You know, it just looks like I’m not fit. I don’t care if I didn’t eat for two years, I still wouldn’t be a size two. No matter how slim I am, I always have this and that. I’m just not that way, I’m bootylicious.”

Here’s some video evidence that Serena is telling the truth.

I hear a lot of people complaining about Serena’s physique, but those people are crazy or they just don’t know anything about “body”. Serena got it going on, and I would say that even if she wasn’t reading my blog religiously.

**YBB SERENA WILLIAMS BIKINI UPDATE**

Fit or unfit? Courtesy of SI.com

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Posted in BATHING SUIT, BIG ASS, MISC., SERENA WILLIAMS, SEXY, SPORTS, TENNIS, YOUTUBE | 17 Comments »