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6 WOMEN FROM THE SPORTS WORLD PLAYBOY SHOULD CONTACT

Posted by HG on July 6, 2007

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The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:

Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.

Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…

Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2 binoculars in his book.

Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.

Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.

So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:

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Posted in ANNA KOURNIKOVA, DANICA PATRICK, ERIN ANDREWS, KEVIN GARNETT, MISC., NUDE, PAM OLIVER, PARIS HILTON, PLAYBOY, SERENA WILLIAMS, SPORTS, STEPHON MARBURY, VENUS WILLIAMS | 8 Comments »

BLOGGAS BE TYPIN

Posted by HG on May 24, 2007

All you ever wanted to know about a woman making love to a Red Sox fan. Courtesy of Ladies Dot Dot Dot

Taking a look at ESPN’s new football blog. Courtesy of The Big Lead

Roger Goodell prefers bitches to women. Courtesy of Leave The Man Alone

Joe Budden says Nas is right..Hip Hop is dead. Courtesy of XXL

Is the end near for Curt Schilling? Courtesy of the WBRS Sports Blog

Retro gear galore… If you’re in NY. Courtesy of Dallas Penn

Paris Hilton played high school hockey? Yeah right.. Courtesy of With Leather

Jim Jones and Cam are cool again? I can’t keep up. Courtesy of SOHH

Let’s all pray that there’s no video of Michael Vick doing this. Courtesy of Awful Announcing

Bill Simmons hasn’t off’d himself yet..Give it a week. Courtesy of ESPN.com

Posted in BILL SIMMONS, BLOG, CAM'RON, CURT SCHILLING, ESPN, FOOTBALL, HOCKEY, JIM JONES, JOE BUDDEN, MAKING LOVE, MICHAEL VICK, MISC., PARIS HILTON, RED SOX, RETRO GEAR, ROGER GOODELL, SPORTS, YOUTUBE | 1 Comment »

HERE’S A PROPOSITION FOR EDDIE MURPHY, PARIS HILTON, AND MICHAEL MOORE

Posted by HG on May 14, 2007

Here’s something for all of the degenerate gamblers people that like having a little action on everything. The folks over at BoDog.com have prop bets for several non sports items. Here are some of the notables:

HOW MANY NIGHTS WILL PARIS HILTON SPEND IN JAIL?

  • 0-2  4/1
  • 3-7  3/1
  • 8-15  4/1
  • 16-30  3/2
  • 31+  6/5

WILL IT BE PROVEN THAT EDDIE MURPHY IS SCARY SPICE’S BABY’S DADDY?

  • YES -300
  • NO  -200

WHO WILL WIN AMERICAN IDOL 6?

  • Blake Lewis  9/2
  • Jordin Sparks  5/9
  • Melinda Doolittle  11/5

WILL ALBERTO GONZALES STILL BE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES ON JULY 4TH, 2007?

  • YES +375
  • NO  -650

I’m not much of a gambler anymore but I would have like to have seen:

Will PacMan Jones be arrested before the start of the NFL season?

Which member of the Phoenix Suns will go The Last Boy Scout on Bruce Bowen?

How many days until Lou Pinella’s next meltdown?

I know some of you out there have some crap you wanna bet on.. Lemme know about it.

Celebrity props. Courtesy of BoDog

Film/Television props. Courtesy of BoDog

Business props. Courtesy of BoDog

Political props. Courtesy of BoDog

Michael Moore goes to Cuba, gets betting props. Courtesy of OG Paper

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Posted in ALBERTO GONZALES, AMERICAN IDOL, BRUCE BOWEN, EDDIE MURPHY, GAMBLING, JAIL, LOU PINELLA, PACMAN JONES, PARIS HILTON, PHOENIX SUNS, PROPOSITION BETS, SCARY SPICE | 4 Comments »

EA SPORTS: OUR COVERS ARE SAFE

Posted by HG on May 7, 2007

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We’re all familiar with the Madden jinx whether we believe it or not. I’m a believer. Hell, I tried to have one of my ex-girlfriends put on the cover.. The EA peeps are kinda tight when it comes to the covers so I had to resort to voodoo… I guess my roots worked cause she just got sentenced to 45 days in jail…Anyways… There are some people that don’t believe in the Madden curse.. Namely the employees over at EA Sports:

While much has been made over the years for the “Madden jinx”, landing on the pack of one of EA’s high popular games has actually been a good omen for many of today’s biggest stars. Consider this:

  • Tony Stewart, a two-time NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series champion, has appeared twice previously as an EA SPORTS spokesman. After covering EA’s NASCAR franchise in 2001, Stewart won the 2002 title, while the driver of the No. 20 Home Depot Chevrolet again won in 2005 after fronting NASCAR Thunder 2004.
  • After gracing the cover of MVP Baseball 2004, St. Louis Cardinals All-Star Albert Pujols went on to be named the MVP of the 2004 NLCS in leading the Cardinals to the World Series.
  • Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat won the 2006 NBA title after Wade covered NBA LIVE 06.
  • Tracy McGrady (NBA LIVE 07) averaged nearly 25 ppg to lead the Houston Rockets to the NBA Playoffs, where they are knotted 2-2 in the first round with the Utah Jazz.
  • Need we mention Tiger Woods?
  • I can easily shoot down EA’s argument by saying yeah but:

    • Tony Stewart tends to act like a jackass.
    • The Cardinals got swept in the World Series and are playing like crap now.
    • Dwayne Wade cried on the basketball court and his team got swept out of the playoffs.
    • McGrady and the Rockets lost game 7 at home.
    • Tiger Woods got married.

    If EA Sports really wants to prove they don’t believe in the curse I think CEO Larry Probst should be on the cover of the next Madden. He would probably end up getting eaten by an alligator, and the Madden franchise would become second fiddle to Tirico Football.

    Madden Jinx: EA Sports’ rebuttal. Courtesy of The Sporting News

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    Posted in ALBERT PUJOLS, DWAYNE WADE, EA SPORTS, JINX, JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL, LARRY PROBST, MISC., PARIS HILTON, SPORTS, TIGER WOODS, TONY STEWART, TRACY MCGRADY, VOODOO | 1 Comment »