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6 WOMEN FROM THE SPORTS WORLD PLAYBOY SHOULD CONTACT

Posted by HG on July 6, 2007

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The female body is a beautiful object that should be held up and glorified. It could never receive enough praise. Amanda Beard recently joined the list of athletes to pose nude for Playboy, and hopefully more follow her. Here’s the women from the sports world that the magazine should be trying to land:

Anna Kournikova: She owes us. We supported her on her looks alone, and then we continued to support her when we knew she couldn’t play. She’s essentially the Russian, tennis playing, Paris Hilton.. Trust us Anna, the magazine is the classier route.

Serena and Venus Williams: I know what you’re thinking but no… Something along the lines of them getting undressed in the locker room, and then taking to the court to pose with the rackets or in the umpire’s chair. Now back to your idea…

Erin Andrews: A sexy, former cheerleader, that had the internet and college baseball teams goin nuts is a no brainer. She has the classic bunny look and Mike Gillespie Sr. says she’s a solid 9 1/2 binoculars in his book.

Danica Patrick: She’s cute, fiesty, and fast. I can see her on the cover unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit and inside the mag rockin nothing but her helmet. I can also see her stomping around and then shoving the photographer if she doesn’t like the pictures.

Pam Oliver: The pic doesn’t do her justice, but I didn’t want to link to the you tube clip of her in dem jeans. If she ever poses for the magazine good luck getting a copy before Joe Buck buys them all.

So there’s no confusion about the way I want these pics to turn out, here’s KG and Steph:

DIGG IT * DEL.ICIO.US * REDDIT * BALL HYPE

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8 Responses to “6 WOMEN FROM THE SPORTS WORLD PLAYBOY SHOULD CONTACT”

  1. I still don’t understand how Danica Patrick is hot. Absolutely no butt whatsoever on that woman and just an okay face.

  2. unzipping her fire retardant jumpsuit

    Did you just call Danica a retard? I’m sorta with Signal, I think she’s cute, not hot. I don’t think there’s a whole lot behind the clothes. Now Erin Andrews and Serena…that’s an entirely different matter.

  3. Thanks for giving me a reason to Google Erin Andrews…and for the best 15 minutes of my morning with my office door closed!

    And for the record, Danica Patrick is hot.

  4. Darren said

    I do not think that this conversation about Danica is very tasteful. ESPN the Mag would be very disappointed in you.

  5. Born Wisdom said

    Speaking of ERIN Andrews, where’s my girl, THEA?

  6. Born Wisdom said

    1. I forgot how funny KG was in that commercial.
    2. Starbury looks (allegedly) incredibly stoned.

  7. HG said

    @signal i dig the driving fast.
    @B-Wiz you like your cold pizza with anchovies?

  8. Mike White said

    “I know one thing. I’m never doin’ Cat Fancy again.”

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